Thursday Snort if You Need It (I did)

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

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6 Responses to “Thursday Snort if You Need It (I did)”

  1. I like the one about the little kid in the cowboy get-up ordering ice cream. After he orders, the lady asks, "You want your nuts crushed?". He whips out his pistol and replies, "You want your tits shot off?"

  2. HAH! That's hysterical.

  3. lol, that's hilarious

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