Ready with your rimshots: a joke from Jane

EAR HAIR 

 
A lady found out her dog could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go
to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair remover. 

At the register the druggist tells her, "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days." 

The lady says: "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days." 

The lady says: "I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer." 

The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."

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4 Responses to “Ready with your rimshots: a joke from Jane”

  1. ROFL!Love it!(but I would never use it on my schnauzer)!

  2. Yeah. I don't think Nair was designed for use on schnauzers, but some women just see no other alternative.

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