D’oh ray meme

More questions, this time from the lovely Anastacia.  I don't know wtf is up with the grid thing, though.

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|       1.. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?        | lots of people were named before me
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|     2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?      | the last time I spilled milk|
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|       3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?        | It's decidedly better than my footwriting

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|     4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?      |Whatever the lunch lady puts in my wrap|
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|             5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS ?               Calves and lambs, but no kids
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|  6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE   | Depends how much money I           |
|               FRIENDS WITH YOU?               | owed myself                  
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|         7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?           As if.
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|       8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS       |Mine and those of two
        |                                        girls I met at Bennigan's one night
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|           9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?           | 
I break the laws of physics, so no
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|       10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?       | Grape Nuts (although, I
   |                                               admit their resulting
                                                   squeaky voices bug me)
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|11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM | No.  I untie my socks.
|                     OFF?                      |                        |
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|       12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?        |Like an aversion
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|     13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?       Blue Bell Southern Blackberry Cobbler        |
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|      14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE   |If they were on fire, that             |
|                 ABOUT PEOPLE?                 | would be noticeable                         |
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|               15. RED OR PINK?                |  No, thanks.  I have a
              |                                    Coke Zero
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|  16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT   |My xyphoid process
|                   YOURSELF?                  
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|         17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST            my loud downstairs neighbor,
          |                                       but I keep trying to aim better
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| 18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO | Why? I already know the                 |
|                     YOU?                      | answers                        |
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|     19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?     | No shoes on Crackerboy now|
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|     20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?      |$5 I bet on the hurricane's path
                                                
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|   21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW ?   | The echoes of a truly sonorous belch     |
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|22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU| Baby-stool brown
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|                      BE?                      |.                        |
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|             23. FAVORITE SMELLS?              | Fear, whiskey, and diesel
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| 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON    Jill               |
|                  THE PHONE?                   |.                 |
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|  25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO  | I love Anastacia to                |
|                     YOU?                      | little Anastaciettes.                        |
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|         26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?         | Anything with midgets and bats             |
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|                27. Hair Color?                | brownish                  |
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|                28. EYE COLOR?                 | currently red           |
|           29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?           | contact cement, but not contact lenses   |
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|              30. FAVORITE FOOD ?              | phytoplankton
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|      31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?       | life is a mix of the two
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|          32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?          | a Munich 1972 documentary           |
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|     33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?     | blue tie-dye (I look
|                                                 like a giant plasma ball)
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|             34. SUMMER OR WINTER?             | Can't I have both?         |
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|              35. HUGS OR KISSES?              | Depends on with whom                 |
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|             36. FAVORITE DESSERT?             |
just ones          |
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|          37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?          | Couldn't say           |
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|          38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND          | Richard Nixon, for one
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|      39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW ?      | Wicked   |
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|        40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?         | I don't have one
                                                  (my cat pad ate it)
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|   41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?    | Couldn't tell you         |
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|              42.. FAVORITE SOUND?              |A Hammond B-3 organ                      |
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|        43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?         |   Rolling Stones
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|  44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM  |upper deck right-center field                    |                                              Fenway Park, Boston
|                    HOME???                    |                         |
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|       45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?       | Yes        |
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|           46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?            |the OB ward          |
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| 47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO  |Any and all               |
|                 GETTING BACK?                 |                         |
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5 Responses to “D’oh ray meme”

  1. the smell of diesel makes me gag. come to think of it, so does the smell of whiskey. hehe.

  2. Lol!!! Such wicked wit!Hmmm, how do you like reading Wicked? Is it worth it? I haven't tried it yet!

  3. I liked Wicked. It's so much more involved, so much deeper than "The Wizard of Oz," and I kept smiling when he 'splained things from the original giving new perspective.

  4. do you know anyone who likes their xyphoid process? It's like girls and their hair, everyone wishes they had someone elses. I can't tell you how often I hear people say, "Wow that guy has such a nice xyphoid process."

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