Mental Chex Mix

I think there should be a vegetarian Spam, made from corn cobs, carrot peels, and okra anuses.   With plenty of sodium nitrite and that Spammish mystery jelly.

Characters I would like to see:

A Native American used car appraiser named Kelly Bluebook.

Psych-ward pharmacy tech, Al Prazolam.

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12 Responses to “Mental Chex Mix”

  1. O_<Spam goes straight to trash. You know that, right? 😛

  2. Unless you are in Hawaii, and then spam goes straight to your hips. But that's a good thing if you're kamaaina!Mahalo!

  3. "Kamaaina" – having high metabolism? 😛
    Sorry, not Hawaiian. 'Splain, please!

  4. Kamaaina: Long-time residents of Hawaii (and recipients of awesome non-tourist rates in local hotels and excursions, of which I'm extremely jealous.). Spam is big in Hawaii. … it makes me hurl a bit just thinking about it. 😉

  5. mmm, chex mix… meeeental chex mix… mmm, brains…okay. it's early. and i'm tired. and hungry.

  6. "Okra Anus" was a rejected track on Zappa's Burnt Weeny Sandwich LP……I think.

  7. If it wasn't, it should've been. 😉

  8. Thanks for adding me 🙂

  9. hahahahaIt would be Speg, right? The veg Spam? Uh, not the right ring to it. But the concept is dandy…lolKelly Bluebook., whose favorite customer is Doofus J. Tirekicker

  10. HEE!!!The hooker, Vi Agra?

  11. Har! Good one, Lauri.

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