Not how I remember them

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
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Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread. 
 
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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

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6 Responses to “Not how I remember them”

  1. ROFLMAO!!!! These are priceless!Happy Birthday! (((hugs)))

  2. Clutch – JuggernautI have suffered For your sins But now is when My fun begins If I hit you, Turn your cheek You are righteous, But you are weak Georgy-Porgy, Ford and fun Kiss the girls and make them One. Boys at one with girls at peace; Georgy-Porgy gives release.American dream Turns to dust So give us a god That does not rust Points of light Quickly fade You are food But you are saved Juggernaut This is it, We've reached the border This is it, The New World Order. If I die Before I wake, I pray the Order My soul to take!

  3. weird. that's exactly how i remember them… ;P hehe.

  4. That kind of explains a few things, Grrraciela. šŸ˜‰

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